Cell phone hangup would be a bad call

by Tom Keane
Wednesday, June 18, 2003

I'm driving along Storrow Drive, pop a stick of gum in my mouth and start to chew.

Immediately I veer off the road and into the Charles River.

OK, not really. But according to some state legislators, that same ``can't drive and chew gum'' phenomenon happens all the time with cell phones - and that's what underlies their latest effort to get into the driver's sanctum: a ban on handheld cell phones.

The Legislature's Joint Committee on Public Safety announced support for a bill that would require mobile phone users to use headsets. And for good measure, those younger than 18 would be banned from using any kind of wireless phone.

Without question, many cell phone users are annoying. We've all seen them in their cars, phone tucked under their chins, mouths contorted and both arms gesticulating as they try to explain to Domino's that it's two cheese pizzas with extra pepperoni, not two pepperoni with extra cheese. Or we've watched as, preoccupied with a conversation, drivers forget where they are, sitting at a light long after it's turned green, oblivious to the horns behind them.

They're jerks, no doubt, and sometimes there's a deep sense of satisfaction in sticking it to them.

The problem with all this, however, is that while it may make the offended among us feel good, a headset requirement will do little to make us safer.

That's because virtually every study that's been done suggests that taking cell phones out of people's hands and forcing them to use headsets instead solves nothing. It's the conversation that's distracting, not the cell phone itself.

Not that this matters to the legislators. ``I, for one, feel much more comfortable driving with a headset,'' Rep. Peter Koutoujian (D-Newton) is reported to have said. And Rep. Geoffrey Hall (D-Westford) added, ``Ask anyone who has almost been hit by someone driving and talking on a cell phone. That's all the scientific evidence I need.''

It's a head-in-the-sand, facts-be-damned approach to lawmaking.

Still, if lawmakers actually cared about road safety, rather than simply getting headlines, there are other approaches they might want to consider.

One would be a flat-out ban on cell phones for everyone, not just the easy-to-pick-on teens.

Of course, the legislators who voted for that would quickly find themselves ushered out of office. And for good reason.

Mobile phones are widely popular. They're convenient, they allow drivers stuck in traffic to get work done and - anecdotes about distracted drivers aside - they have proved a boon to public safety because mobile phone users report accidents and tie-ups to police. That's what led the Harvard Center for Risk Analysis in 2000 to conclude that the value of cell phones in cars well outweighed their risks.

And the alternative that some suggest - pulling over to the side of the road to make a call - is potentially more dangerous because of the risks of traffic accidents in the breakdown lane.

Moreover, banning cell phones doesn't solve the real problem: There are many distractions in a car and some people just can't handle them.

cw1Because they are new and visible, people have focused their ire on cell phones.

But users of wireless phones aren't the only problem.

People exiting from fast-food restaurants are preoccupied with making sure the special sauce from their Big Mac doesn't spill onto their lap.

Drivers zoom along changing stations, singing at the top of their lungs and staring at the colorful GPS maps on their dashboards.

And during rush hour, it's not uncommon to see some actually trying to read a book or the newspaper.

And then of course, there's the worst distraction of all: Other people in the car with you. An argument, a discussion or a fight engages one's attention far more than a mere conversation on a mobile phone.

Some ardent legislators, in reading this, may think that perhaps it's time to ban passengers. But the better approach is to teach drivers how to drive.

I realize, of course, that this sounds like I'm parroting the line of the wireless phone industry, which is desperately eager to stop any cell phone bans.

So be it.

But the fact is, we allow too many people behind the wheel who should never be driving at all. Life, including life in a car, is filled with distractions.

Some people are like Windows 98: They can't multitask without crashing. Others are like Windows XP: they can do it all.

By all means, make it harder to get a driver's license in the first place, teach people how to concentrate on the task of driving and go after them when they drive recklessly.

But we shouldn't be blaming all drivers for the failings of a few.

Talk back to Tom Keane at tomkeane@tomkeane.com.