City taps logic-lite on Sox
beer policy
Bring back beer hawkers at
This is the administration, after all, that thinks the way
to tone down rowdiness at the St. Patrick's Day Parade is to tell liquor stores
not to open.
It's the same administration that blamed riots after the
Super Bowl on the repeal of Sunday blue laws instead of out-of-control and
undisciplined students and a shortage of police on the street.
The Red Sox got beaten up badly
this week over a proposal to serve beer and wine to fans at their seats. It was
a modest idea - limited to just 379 seats that cost $200 or more - but marked a
reversal from a three-decade long policy of requiring fans to go and fetch
their own.
Some objected to the elitism of the scheme, which was
limited to those in premium seats. They're right on that. Still,
it wasn't elitism that bothered Mayor Thomas Menino.
Sounding like a 21st century version of Carrie Nation, the
mayor denounced the plan.
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The evident fear was that seat-side beer sales would
increase the amount of drinking at games, leading in turn to the bad old days
when
And no question about it,
Fans would arrive at the park already hammered and then
continue drinking throughout the game. Things could easily turn ugly and they
often did. It was so awful that the city and the Sox in the mid- 1970s adopted
a series of policies to limit alcohol consumption, including requiring patrons
to go and get their own. That, of course, solved everything.
Actually, it did not.
In fact, this is where the prohibitionist argument falls
apart. Fenway didn't suddenly become family friendly
after it imposed its new drinking rules. To the contrary, complaints about fan
behavior continued.
The City Council held hearings in 1987 where it heard
testimony that drunkenness was getting worse. Behavior in the stands became
even more egregious. There was, for example, a widely reported series of
incidents in the early 1990s involving fans simulating sex with inflatable
dolls.
So the Red Sox took a different
course. They started to get serious about fans' behavior, imposing a zero-tolerance
policy on infractions. And that policy applied not
only to the big stuff, such as fighting, but also to seemingly small offenses,
including swearing.
To a remarkable degree, it worked. True, there are still
incidents - and Yankees games in particular seem to bring out the worst in fan
and (if one remembers back to last season's playoffs) player behavior.
Nevertheless, the park likes to bill itself as "family friendly" and,
for the most part, it now is.
Yet it wasn't the beer-buying policy that
solved the park's problems. Rather, it was the Sox strategy of holding
fans responsible for their own behavior.
Meanwhile, the fetch-your-own-beer policy just makes life
miserable for the rest of us.
I suppose the theory underlying the fetch policy is that
people will be less inclined to drink if they have to leave their seats.
That hardly seems the case, however. Instead, those who want
a beer are constantly on the move, heading out every other
inning or so to get a couple more brews. To do so, they push their way
past seated fans; when they return, they push their way past again, spilling
beer as they go.
For many fans, the constant traffic makes it almost
impossible to watch the game.
Moreover, it's doubtful that the policy deters truly serious
drinkers. If anything, it most affects those who might want a beer or two but, engrossed in the game, don't want to miss an inning
standing in line.
Just as some argue baseball mirrors life, so too does Fenway's drinking rule mirror an ongoing debate over public
policy.
There are two approaches to changing people's behavior.
One - like the beer-fetching requirement - attempts to do so
by limiting access to the supply of something. That's what we try to do, for
example, with gun-control laws or recently advanced suggestions that we
prohibit fast-food restaurants from selling unhealthy meals.
The second approach is to give people the freedom to make
their own decision but tie that with a strict requirement that holds them
accountable for their actions.
I realize that it may seem a stretch to link hawking beer at
a ballpark with notions of individual liberty and responsibility, but the
connection is there.
Fans at a baseball park aren't children. The Red Sox
proposal should be given a chance to work; even
better, it should be extended to everyone.
Talk back to Tom Keane at tomkeane@tomkeane.com.